WARRANTY

Our Warranty (That Covers Nothing) 📋

Think you're covered? Think again! Our warranty is designed to be as confusing as your gaming setup.

🛡️ WHAT'S COVERED

✅WARRANTY COVERS:

  • •Manufacturing defects (if you can prove it)
  • •Products that arrive DOA (Dead on Arrival)
  • •Normal wear and tear (not rage-induced)
  • •Products that break from normal use
  • •Items that survive your rage (rare!)

❌WARRANTY DOESN'T COVER:

  • •Rage-induced damage (that's the point!)
  • •Products thrown at walls, monitors, or people
  • •Water damage (from tears or rage sweat)
  • •Damage from "accidental" destruction
  • •Products used for content creation

📜 WARRANTY TERMS

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Duration

1 year from purchase date, but only if you don't rage with it.

Fine Print:

Warranty void if product shows signs of rage damage!

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Process

Contact us, prove it's not rage damage, wait for approval.

Approval Rate:

12% of claims are approved!

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Replacement

We'll replace it with the same model (if we believe you).

Timeline:

2-4 weeks for replacement!

😂 WARRANTY CLAIMS

M

Mike R.

Status: DENIED

"My keyboard stopped working after I spilled coffee on it during a rage session. This should be covered under warranty!"

Our Response:

"Sir, liquid damage is not covered. Also, we can see the rage marks on your desk. Warranty void due to misuse."

L

Lisa K.

Status: APPROVED

"My mouse stopped working after 2 weeks of normal use. I've never been angry at it, I promise!"

Our Response:

"We believe you! Your Discord history shows you're a calm gamer. Replacement on the way!"

📊 WARRANTY STATS

88%
Claims Denied
Mostly rage-related
12%
Claims Approved
Legitimate issues only
3.2
Average Days
To process claims
95%
Customer Satisfaction
With our warranty process

💡 WARRANTY TIPS

✅HOW TO KEEP YOUR WARRANTY:

  • •Don't rage with your products (impossible, we know)
  • •Keep your receipt and original packaging
  • •Use products for their intended purpose only
  • •Don't modify or disassemble products
  • •Register your warranty within 30 days

❌HOW TO VOID YOUR WARRANTY:

  • •Throw products at walls, monitors, or people
  • •Spill liquids on products during rage sessions
  • •Use products for content creation
  • •Modify products to "make them better"
  • •Lie about how the product broke

Need Warranty Help? 🛡️

If you think you have a legitimate warranty claim, contact us! But remember, we can tell if you're lying!

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