Destroy Your Problems, Not Your Wallet 💰
Why pay $200/hour for therapy when you can smash a $29 keyboard? Our products are scientifically proven* to be 87% more effective than traditional counseling.
Traditional therapy: $3,600vsRage therapy: $29
That's enough money to buy 123 more keyboards to destroy!
Studies show that controlled destruction releases endorphins, reducing cortisol levels by up to 73%. That's science!
Research Note:
"We asked 5 people and 4 of them felt better. That's an 80% success rate!"
Smashing keyboards burns calories! One rage session = 15 minutes on a treadmill. Your therapist can't do that!
Calorie Count:
Keyboard smashing: 150 calories
Therapy couch sitting: 2 calories
Instead of talking about problems, destroy them! Your keyboard is the problem? Problem solved!
Logic:
If keyboard = frustration
Then destroy keyboard = destroy frustration
Math checks out! ✅
"I was spending $200/week on therapy for 6 months. One keyboard smash session and I felt better than all those sessions combined. My therapist is now our customer!"
Savings:
$4,800 → $29 = $4,771 saved!
"My anger management class cost $500 and took 12 weeks. I learned more about controlling my rage from destroying one mouse than I did from all those group sessions."
Savings:
$500 → $19 = $481 saved!
While our products are therapeutic, they are NOT a replacement for professional mental health care. If you're experiencing serious mental health issues, please seek professional help.
When to See a Real Therapist:
But seriously, our products are great for stress relief and much cheaper than therapy! 😄
Skip the expensive therapy sessions and start destroying your problems today! Your wallet (and your stress levels) will thank you.