The Fine Print (That Nobody Reads) 📜
Because apparently we need to tell you not to do stupid things with our products. Who knew? 🤷♂️
Our products are designed to be destroyed. If you break them, that's the whole point! Don't come crying to us when your keyboard is in pieces. We warned you.
Using our products while angry automatically voids the warranty. We're not responsible for your rage-induced destruction. That's on you, buddy.
"I didn't mean to break it" is not a valid excuse. If it's broken, you probably meant to break it. No refunds for successful product usage.
If your mom finds broken pieces, that's on you. We're not paying for new drywall or therapy sessions.
Your neighbors' complaints are not our problem. Soundproof your room or learn to rage quietly. We suggest both.
Keep your pets away from rage sessions. We're not responsible for traumatized cats or confused dogs. They didn't sign up for this.
We're not responsible for broken furniture, damaged walls, or your roommate's therapy bills. Use responsibly (or don't, we don't judge).
We don't guarantee our products will survive your rage. In fact, we kind of hope they don't. That's the whole point of buying them.
Rage not included. You'll need to provide your own anger. We suggest playing competitive games or watching your team lose.
Our products work best when you're already losing. If you're winning, you probably don't need them.
"My controller is broken!" is a perfectly valid excuse for losing. We've got you covered on that front.
If you're breaking this many things, maybe consider therapy. Or just buy more of our products. Your choice.
If you've read all this and still want to rage with our products, you're either very brave or very angry. We respect both.
🛒Shop Now (At Your Own Risk)