We're Watching You (Not Really) 👀
Your privacy is important to us, but not as important as making sure you don't break our products in stupid ways.
We collect information about you because we're nosy like that. Here's what we gather:
Why We Collect This:
To send you more products to break, obviously!
We use your information for various purposes, most of them legitimate:
We don't sell your personal information to third parties. We're not that evil! However, we might share:
Exception:
We might share your info if legally required or if you're being a jerk.
We protect your information using industry-standard security measures. Your data is safer with us than your keyboards are!
We use cookies to enhance your experience. Not the edible kind, unfortunately. We use:
Cookie Control:
You can disable cookies, but the site might break!
We use third-party services that might collect your information:
You have certain rights regarding your personal information:
How to Exercise:
Contact us! We'll help you exercise your rights.
Our products are not intended for children under 13. If you're under 13, ask your parents before buying our stuff!
Parental Note:
Our products might be therapeutic for your angry teenager!
Use strong passwords, enable two-factor authentication, and don't share your login credentials with anyone!
You can unsubscribe from our emails anytime. We won't be offended (much)!
Have privacy concerns? Contact us! We'll address them seriously (for once).
If you have questions about our privacy practices (and you probably do), contact us! We'll be serious about privacy (for once).