PRIVACY POLICY

We're Watching You (Not Really) 👀

Your privacy is important to us, but not as important as making sure you don't break our products in stupid ways.

1. INFORMATION WE COLLECT

We collect information about you because we're nosy like that. Here's what we gather:

  • • Your name, email, and shipping address
  • • Your rage patterns and destruction preferences
  • • How many keyboards you've broken this month
  • • Your Discord username (if you join our server)
  • • Screenshots of your epic rage moments

Why We Collect This:

To send you more products to break, obviously!

2. HOW WE USE YOUR INFO

We use your information for various purposes, most of them legitimate:

  • • To process your orders and ship products
  • • To send you marketing emails (you can unsubscribe)
  • • To track your rage patterns for research
  • • To feature you in our "Epic Rage Moments" compilation
  • • To laugh at your destruction videos

3. INFORMATION SHARING

We don't sell your personal information to third parties. We're not that evil! However, we might share:

  • • Your rage videos with our community (with permission)
  • • Your destruction stats with our analytics team
  • • Your complaints with our therapy fund
  • • Your success stories with potential customers

Exception:

We might share your info if legally required or if you're being a jerk.

4. DATA SECURITY

We protect your information using industry-standard security measures. Your data is safer with us than your keyboards are!

  • • SSL encryption for all data transmission
  • • Secure servers that don't rage quit
  • • Regular security updates (unlike your games)
  • • Password protection (use strong passwords!)

5. COOKIES

We use cookies to enhance your experience. Not the edible kind, unfortunately. We use:

  • • Essential cookies (to make the site work)
  • • Analytics cookies (to see how you rage)
  • • Marketing cookies (to show you relevant ads)
  • • Preference cookies (to remember your settings)

Cookie Control:

You can disable cookies, but the site might break!

6. THIRD-PARTY SERVICES

We use third-party services that might collect your information:

  • • Payment processors (Stripe, PayPal)
  • • Shipping companies (UPS, FedEx)
  • • Email services (Mailchimp)
  • • Analytics (Google Analytics)
  • • Social media platforms (Discord, Twitter)

7. YOUR RIGHTS

You have certain rights regarding your personal information:

  • • Right to access your data
  • • Right to correct inaccurate information
  • • Right to delete your account
  • • Right to opt-out of marketing emails
  • • Right to data portability

How to Exercise:

Contact us! We'll help you exercise your rights.

8. CHILDREN'S PRIVACY

Our products are not intended for children under 13. If you're under 13, ask your parents before buying our stuff!

Parental Note:

Our products might be therapeutic for your angry teenager!

🔒 PRIVACY TIPS

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Protect Your Data

Use strong passwords, enable two-factor authentication, and don't share your login credentials with anyone!

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Email Privacy

You can unsubscribe from our emails anytime. We won't be offended (much)!

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Contact Us

Have privacy concerns? Contact us! We'll address them seriously (for once).

📊 PRIVACY STATS

100%
Data Encrypted
Your info is safe with us
0
Data Breaches
We've never been hacked
24/7
Monitoring
We watch our systems constantly
99.9%
Uptime
Our servers rarely rage quit

Privacy Questions? 🤔

If you have questions about our privacy practices (and you probably do), contact us! We'll be serious about privacy (for once).