The Fine Print (That Nobody Reads) 📜
By using our products, you agree to these terms. Don't worry, we'll make it as entertaining as possible!
By purchasing our products, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms. If you don't agree, well, you probably shouldn't have bought our stuff.
Translation:
You bought it, you're stuck with it!
Our products are designed for rage-induced destruction. However, we are not responsible for any damage to your walls, monitors, or relationships caused by said destruction.
We are not liable for any damages, injuries, or emotional trauma resulting from the use of our products. This includes but is not limited to:
All content, designs, and rage-inducing features are our property. Don't steal our ideas, or we'll get angry too!
Fair Use:
You can use our products in content creation, just tag us!
Payment is due at the time of purchase. We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and Bitcoin (because we're edgy like that).
We ship worldwide, but we can't guarantee your patience will last until delivery. Consider ordering multiple products!
Shipping Times:
3-5 business days (or until you rage at us)
We reserve the right to terminate your account if you:
These terms are governed by the laws of the Internet, specifically the "Don't Be a Jerk" clause.
Legal Jurisdiction:
The Rage Zone, Internet
These terms are legally binding, but we're not lawyers. If you need real legal advice, consult an actual attorney!
We're being sarcastic, but the terms are real. Don't take everything we say seriously!
If you're confused by these terms, join the club! We're confused too, but we wrote them!
If you have questions about these terms (and you probably do), contact us! We'll try to explain them in plain English.