Our Return Policy (That Nobody Reads) 📜
Want to return something? Good luck! Our return policy is designed to be as confusing as your gaming skills.
Email us with your order number and reason for return. Be honest!
Pro Tip:
Don't lie about how it broke. We can tell!
We'll review your request and decide if we believe your story.
Review Process:
We check your Discord activity for rage patterns!
Put the item in a box. If it's broken, use lots of bubble wrap!
Packing Tip:
Include a note explaining what happened!
Send it back to us. We'll process your refund (maybe).
Timeline:
Refunds processed within 5-10 business days!
"I want to return this keyboard because it broke when I threw it at my monitor. The description said it was durable!"
Our Response:
"Sir, 'durable' doesn't mean 'indestructible'. Also, throwing things at monitors is not covered under warranty."
"I ordered a keyboard but received a fire extinguisher. I'm not sure how this happened, but I'd like to return it."
Our Response:
"You ordered the Complete Rage Bundle! The fire extinguisher is included. But sure, we'll take it back if you don't want it."
Good luck! But seriously, if you have a legitimate return, we'll help you out. Just don't lie about how it broke!