PRODUCTS
Rage Gear & Safety Equipment 🛡️💥
Everything you need to rage safely and destructively. From keyboards to fire extinguishers - we've got you covered!
🎮 DESTROYABLE GAMING GEAR
RAGE KEYBOARD
Built to withstand your worst gaming moments. When you're done raging, it'll still work (probably). Mechanical switches that can handle the abuse.
FURY CONTROLLER
Wireless controller designed for competitive rage. Shock-resistant casing and reinforced buttons. Perfect for throwing at walls!
CHAOS MOUSE
High-precision gaming mouse with reinforced shell. RGB lighting that gets brighter when you're angry. Survives desk slams like a champ!
🛡️ SAFETY EQUIPMENT
GAMING FIRE EXTINGUISHER
When your rage gets too hot, cool it down! Compact fire extinguisher designed for gaming rooms.
RAGE HELMET
Protect your head from flying controllers! Lightweight helmet with built-in RGB lighting.
RAGE GLOVES
Reinforced gloves for when you need to punch something. Maintains controller grip while protecting your hands.
RAGE FIRST AID
Complete first aid kit for gaming injuries. Includes bandages, ice packs, and emotional support.
📹 FILMING EQUIPMENT
RAGE CAMERA
Waterproof, shockproof, and rage-proof! Capture your epic destruction moments in 4K. Perfect for content creators who want to document their rage sessions.
RAGE MICROPHONE
Professional-grade microphone that captures every scream, curse, and victory yell. Noise-canceling technology filters out keyboard smashing sounds.
RAGE LIGHTING KIT
RGB lighting system that changes color based on your rage level! Red when angry, blue when calm, rainbow when you're having fun.
⚔️ PRODUCTS THAT HIT BACK
RAGE PUNCHING BAG
This isn't your ordinary punching bag! It has sensors that detect your punches and talks back to you. The harder you hit, the more it insults you. Perfect for channeling your rage into physical exercise!
Features:
- • Pressure sensors detect punch strength
- • Built-in speaker with rage-inducing responses
- • LED lights that flash red when hit
- • Adjustable difficulty levels
- • Records your rage sessions
RAGE ROBOT
Meet your new AI-powered rage companion! This robot learns your gaming patterns and will actually argue with you when you make bad plays. It's like having a toxic teammate that lives in your room!
Features:
- • AI that learns your gaming habits
- • Argues with you about your gameplay
- • Moves around and gestures while talking
- • Connects to your games via API
- • Gets progressively more annoying
🎯 RAGE SIMULATOR
The ultimate rage experience! This full-body simulator creates realistic scenarios that will make you absolutely furious. It's like a theme park ride, but for your emotions!
Simulation Modes:
- • "Bad Internet Day" - Lag spikes and disconnections
- • "Toxic Teammates" - AI players that grief you
- • "Boss Fight Hell" - Impossible boss encounters
- • "Random Events" - Unexpected rage triggers
- • "Custom Rage" - Create your own scenarios
🎁 BUNDLE DEALS
🔥 COMPLETE RAGE BUNDLE
Everything you need to rage safely and destructively!
🛡️ SAFETY FIRST BUNDLE
For responsible ragers who want to stay safe!
Ready to Rage Responsibly? 🎮
Whether you want to destroy things or stay safe while doing it, we've got everything you need for the ultimate gaming experience!