We're Here to Help (Sort Of) 🤔
Got questions? We've got answers! Well, mostly sarcastic responses, but hey, that's still help, right?
A: Yes, that's exactly what it's designed for! Congratulations on successful product usage. You've achieved peak performance.
Pro Tip:
Try throwing it harder next time for maximum satisfaction!
A: Only if it's broken in a way that's NOT rage-induced. If you broke it on purpose, that's a feature, not a bug!
Return Policy:
We only accept returns if the product survives your rage. Rare occurrence!
A: Usually 3-5 business days, but we can't guarantee your patience will last that long. Consider ordering multiple products!
Express Option:
We offer "Rage Express" shipping for impatient customers!
A: Tell her it's therapeutic! Show her our therapeutic page. If that doesn't work, buy her a keyboard too.
Family Therapy:
Our products bring families together through shared destruction!
A: Yes, but it's mostly just us laughing at your problems. Try Discord instead - our community is more helpful!
Best Support:
Our Discord community provides better help than our actual support team!
A: Absolutely! Our products are perfect for viral content. Just tag us and we might feature you on our social media!
Content Creator Bonus:
We offer special discounts for verified content creators!
Having a rage emergency? Need to destroy something RIGHT NOW? We've got you covered!
Available 24/7 for rage emergencies. We'll overnight you a keyboard if you're having a particularly bad day.
If we couldn't help you here, try our Discord community. They're usually more helpful than we are!
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