What Our "Lovely" Customers Say 😈
Real reviews from real angry gamers who've put our products to the test. Some are helpful, some are hilarious, and some make us question humanity.
"Finally! A keyboard that can handle my rage! I've broken 47 keyboards this year, but this one lasted a whole 3 days before I smashed it. That's a new record! My mom is so proud."
Our Response:
"Congratulations on your new personal best! We're sending you a certificate of achievement and a coupon for therapy."
"I don't understand why my keyboard stopped working after I threw it at the wall. The description said it was 'durable' but it broke on the first throw. False advertising!"
Our Response:
"Sir, 'durable' doesn't mean 'indestructible'. Even tanks have limits. Please read the manual next time."
"My 16-year-old son has been much happier since buying your products. Instead of breaking MY things, he breaks HIS things. Best purchase ever!"
Our Response:
"You're welcome! We're basically family therapists at this point. Happy to help preserve your furniture!"
"My controller throw video got 2M views! Thanks to your products, I can rage on camera without worrying about breaking expensive gear. My subscribers love the content!"
Our Response:
"You're welcome! We're basically content creators now. Send us a cut of those ad revenues!"
"This mouse is terrible! I'm losing every game now. It's definitely the mouse's fault, not my skill level. I'm a professional gamer, you know!"
Our Response:
"Sir, we checked your stats. You're ranked #2,847,392. Maybe try practicing instead of blaming the hardware?"
"Used my mouse as a stress ball during a particularly frustrating match. Surprisingly effective! The RGB lighting even changes color based on my stress level. Revolutionary!"
Our Response:
"That's... not how it's supposed to work, but we're impressed by your creativity! Maybe we should add that to the features list."
"I ordered a keyboard but received a fire extinguisher. Customer service said it was an 'upgrade'. How am I supposed to type with this?!"
Our Response:
"Sir, you ordered the 'Complete Rage Bundle'. The fire extinguisher is for when you inevitably set something on fire. You're welcome!"
"I want to speak to your manager! This keyboard doesn't work with my Windows 95 computer. Your website said it was 'compatible'. This is false advertising!"
Our Response:
"Ma'am, Windows 95 was released in 1995. We're not responsible for your ancient technology. Maybe try upgrading to Windows 98?"
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