ANGRY GAMER

DESTROY YOUR RAGE IN STYLE

Premium destroyable items designed for gamers who need to unleash their fury. From keyboards to controllers - break it, smash it, rage it!

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DESTRUCTION COLLECTION

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RAGE KEYBOARD

Built to withstand your worst gaming moments. When you're done raging, this keyboard will still be standing. (Probably. No guarantees though.)

$49
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FURY CONTROLLER

Engineered for maximum destruction. Throw it, smash it, rage with it. This controller was made for angry gamers. (Your mom will love it!)

$29
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CHAOS MOUSE

Precision meets destruction. Click with fury, scroll with rage. This mouse handles your anger like a pro. (Unlike your teammates.)

$19

BUDGET RAGE COLLECTION

Perfect for students and budget-conscious gamers who still need to unleash their fury!

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MINI RAGE KEYBOARD

Compact keyboard for tight budgets. Small but mighty! (Perfect for when you can't afford therapy.)

$15
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BASIC RAGE PAD

Simple controller that can handle your basic rage needs. (Your cat might be more durable though.)

$12
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CHEAP RAGE MOUSE

Basic mouse for when you need to click with anger. (Cheaper than breaking your laptop screen.)

$8
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RAGE HEADPHONES

Affordable headphones for when you need to scream into the mic. (Your neighbors will love these!)

$25

🎉 COMPLETE BUDGET BUNDLE

Get ALL 4 budget items for one low price!

$45$6025% OFF

STREAMER COLLECTIONS

Special collections designed for content creators who rage on camera. Perfect for viral moments!

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VIRAL RAGE SET

Perfect for Twitch/YouTube

Stream-Ready Keyboard$69
Camera-Friendly Controller$45
RGB Rage Mouse$35
Stream Mic Setup$55
$149
$204
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RAGE REACTOR SET

For Maximum Drama

Explosive Keyboard$89
Throwable Controller$59
Smash-Proof Mouse$39
Rage Headset Pro$79
$199
$266

LIGHTNING RAGE SET

Fast & Furious

Speed Demon Keyboard$79
Lightning Controller$49
Turbo Mouse$29
Speed Gaming Mat$25
$129
$182

🎬 STREAMER BENEFITS

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Viral Potential

Designed to create shareable rage moments

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Camera Ready

Products look great on stream and in thumbnails

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Durability

Built to survive your most intense streaming sessions

WHY CHOOSE ANGRY GAMER?

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UNBREAKABLE

Built to survive your worst rage moments

LIGHTNING FAST

High-performance gaming technology

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RAGE APPROVED

Tested by the angriest gamers

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PRECISION

Perfect for competitive gaming

SHARE YOUR RAGE

Got epic rage moments? Share your destruction videos, rage stories, and angry gaming fails with our community!

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RAGE VIDEOS

Epic Destruction Moments

  • • Smash your controller on camera
  • • Keyboard destruction videos
  • • Rage quit compilation clips
  • • "Before and after" transformations
  • • Creative destruction methods
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RAGE PHOTOS

Destruction Evidence

  • • Broken equipment photos
  • • Wall damage from throws
  • • Creative rage setups
  • • "Rage face" selfies
  • • Before/after comparisons
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RAGE STORIES

Epic Fail Tales

  • • Worst gaming rage moments
  • • Equipment destruction stories
  • • Neighbor complaint tales
  • • Mom's reaction stories
  • • Creative rage excuses

🎯 COMMUNITY GUIDELINES

✅ DO SHARE:

  • • Your own rage moments (not others')
  • • Creative destruction methods
  • • Funny rage stories and fails
  • • Product reviews and experiences
  • • Safe rage techniques (walls optional)

❌ DON'T SHARE:

  • • Harmful or dangerous content
  • • Other people's property damage
  • • Anything illegal or harmful
  • • Spam or unrelated content
  • • Your mom's credit card info

🔥 FEATURED RAGE CONTENT

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Rage Master of the Week

"Destroyed 3 keyboards in one session. My record stands strong!"

- KeyboardCrusher99

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Most Viral Rage

"My controller throw video got 2M views! Thanks Angry Gamer!"

- ViralRager

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Creative Destruction

"Used my mouse as a stress ball. Surprisingly effective!"

- CreativeRager

🎁 RAGE CONTRIBUTOR REWARDS

10

Posts = 10% Discount

25

Posts = Free Shipping

50

Posts = Free Product

100

Posts = Rage Legend Status

*Rewards based on quality content, not just quantity. We reserve the right to judge your rage levels! 🔥

WHAT GAMERS ARE SAYING

Real reviews from real angry gamers who've put our products to the test!

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5.0/5

"I've thrown this keyboard against the wall 47 times and it still works perfectly! My neighbors hate me but my gameplay is fire 🔥"

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RageMaster99

Pro Gamer • 2.3M followers

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5.0/5

"Finally, a controller that can handle my competitive rage! Went viral when I smashed it on stream - 10/10 would rage again!"

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FuryGamer

Esports Pro • 1.8M followers

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5.0/5

"This mouse survived my worst gaming session ever. My cat knocked it off the desk 20 times and it's still clicking like a champ!"

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AngryAlex

Streamer • 950K followers

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5.0/5

"Bought the budget bundle for my little brother. He's been raging for 3 months straight and everything still works! Best $45 I ever spent."

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StudentGamer

Budget Gamer

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5.0/5

"The streamer collection is PERFECT! My rage moments get 10x more views now. Camera loves these products and so do my subscribers!"

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TwitchRager

Content Creator • 500K followers

50K+

Happy Ragers

4.9/5

Average Rating

99%

Satisfaction Rate

24/7

Rage Support

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🚨 IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS 🚨

⚠️ RETURN POLICY

  • • Broken products are NOT returnable (that's the whole point!)
  • • If you break it, you bought it - no refunds for successful destruction
  • • "I didn't mean to break it" is not a valid excuse
  • • We only accept returns if products survive your rage (rare occurrence)
  • • Damaged packaging due to rage is considered normal wear

🎯 WARRANTY INFO

  • • Warranty void if you throw it harder than intended
  • • "Rage damage" is not covered (obviously)
  • • If your mom finds broken pieces, that's on you
  • • Neighbor complaints about noise are not our problem
  • • We guarantee it will break... eventually

🏠 HOME SAFETY

  • • Keep away from pets (they might catch your rage)
  • • Not responsible for holes in walls
  • • Parents' disappointment is not covered
  • • May cause neighbors to call the police
  • • Use responsibly (or don't, we don't judge)

🎮 GAMING TIPS

  • • Best used when you're already losing
  • • Perfect for blaming lag on equipment
  • • Great excuse: "My controller is broken!"
  • • Helps justify buying new gear every month
  • • Makes losing feel more dramatic

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for your rage, your neighbors' complaints, your mom's disappointment, or your cat's trauma. You chose to be angry, we just gave you the tools! 😈

*Results may vary. Some products may actually survive your rage. If this happens, congratulations - you're not angry enough! 🔥